Sunday, March 22, 2009

So We All Say Good-Bye

All of this has happened before, but it is unlikely that it will ever happen again. Or at least, it won’t happen for a very long time.



Nerds of the universe and the legions of faithful television watchers gave their last salutes to one of the finest shows produced for the small screen ever: Battlestar Galactica, which ended its fourth and final season this past Friday.

It also marks the end of another important television program by carving another notch on to the belt of television’s “Golden Age, Part 2”, a time in entertainment that comes closer to an end with each and every series finale that occurs. This is both a good and a bad thing, depending how one wishes to view modern television programming or television in general. On one hand, the rise of reality-based series steadily inclines, giving way for critics to further scoff at the idea of paying mind to the boob-tube, especially since more shows such as BSG are hanging up their hats, and leaving a void to be filled. And on the other hand, shows like BSG are part of a legacy about how powerful television can be and, when done with foresight and sophistication, can ascend from a lowly form of entertainment into a fine medium for artistic expression.

Being a latecomer to BSG is something to admit with a tinge of regret. Like most people, hearing Battlestar Galactica brought up in conversation was the equivalent of shaking the hand of a guy you saw in the bathroom who didn’t wash his hands before he left—it was awkward and nobody really wanted to touch it. Even when catching up on old episodes on DVD I would often hide the fact from my girlfriend that I was indulging in a guilty, geeky pleasure and do anything to avoid the subject later. Because the perception of BSG, aside from it being a reinvention of Star Trek wannabe show from the late 1970’s, is that it dealt with yet another make believe world of science fiction lore which only the alumni of your high school AV club could decipher. Is this true? Yes, guilty as charged. I’m willing to admit that I have no idea what happened on Earth thousands of years ago, how it lead to the resurrection technology, or what Ellen Tigh’s background as a Cylon has anything to do with anything else. The series is guilty of creating hardcore sci-fi mythology and there is no denying it.

But that does not matter because it is also guilty of great acting, especially on the parts of Edward James Olmos, Mary McDonnell, James Callis, and Michael Hogan. Ronald D. Moore and the writers of BSG evolved storylines and character arches that are damn near perfect, from the opening mini-series down to the last detail of the Final Five Cylons. And most of all, as the finale proved once and for all, BSG has a well-crafted ability to combined a James Joyce-like saga with Shakespearian personas and have it all be about a war against rebellious robotic beings living in the dead of space. It is television at its best because it is science fiction at its best, but the two could never have existed had they not been embracing one another (I would not have read a novel Battlestar Galactica). The emotion and the heart of a hero’s journey exist in BSG, meaning that no matter what elaborate ancient history the series rides on to thrust the main action of the characters it will be outweighed by the genuine heartbreak felt when Admiral Adama and Colonel Tigh toast their glasses to the ship upon reaching the decision to abandon the Galactica.

So, like a crusty old sailor of the stars, I too raise my glass to bid a fond farewell to BSG for raising the bar of what’s on television, for proving that science fiction can play the role of art (and vice versa), and for giving me a feeling that I will carry with me as one era of terrific storytelling walks off into the sunset and we wait for the next one to come blazing in on a Viper plane. Battlestar Galactica has set a standard, one which has happened before, but is unlikely to be matched again for some time.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Rooms in the Desert

Can you hear colors?
Yes, you can.

Is it possible to hear new parts in music that you’ve listened to thousands upon thousands of times before?
Most definitely.

Can you arrange a fight between a cactus and scrub brush to the White Stripes’ “The Hardest Button to Button”.
Of course, and with very pleasing results.

Go to the desert.

Find the keys to nature.

Unlock your head with some heat.

Play the piano you just drew in the ground.

Watch out for poisonous spiders.

Bring headphones (and cue “Next Episode” by Dr. Dre as your lead song)

Find that note and don’t play detective.

By the time it was all over everyone was feeling fun and fancy-free, sans one member of our group (but, in all fairness, took it in stride and was a good sport about it…). Watching the sky catch fire made stomachs rumble and the only cure was four chili dogs smothered in cheese, topped with blue corn tortilla chips. New Castle beer, along with roasted s’mores, washed down the day.

The theme: coming together. The clouds—they needed to come together. A green finger plant and a red finger plant intertwined—they came together. Melissa running down the mountain after Tone, didn’t quite come together the first time, but they did later on in the day. Sara’s message on the envelope—perfect for my note on paper.

And at the end of the day, we all came together. Success story!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Break Down In Los Angeles

This might sound weird, but when I had my minor breakdown in Los Angeles last week, it was one of the best trips to the city I had ever taken. We stayed with Sara’s friend, Dhiya, over in Brentwood where we took in the sights of the Getty Museum and the Planetarium. The next morning I met up with Chris Littler and Liz Berger for brunch in West Hollywood and it all rounded out to be a good trip. But while stuck in traffic on the 101 I began to soak it all in: the people who’d had the guts to move from New York to Los Angeles and keep up with what they were doing. Isaac, another mutual friend of mine who lives with Chris and Liz, is working for a movie producers. All three of them are pitching a screenplay to him while working on a web series. I mean, they are productive and it made me feel lazy, along with missing them…wondering why we all left the East Coast…why I wasn’t creating cool shit like them and getting into the business of entertainment through hard work and stamina.

So now my mind is boiling over this in traffic, I’m late for a meeting with Justin to discuss a new venue that would be awesome, having just received an e-mail denying my application for the Hodder Fellowship, and I get a call from Sea World—finally—that I my “services will not be needed at this point in time”. The next hour came and went in near complete silence before I confessed to Sara about how angry I was about…well, everything. It was wearing me down as I’m sure it is wearing down everyone who hears me discuss it. In one swoop I was scared, shocked, piss off, sad, lost, and empty. Nice going, Los Angeles—and here I thought we were mending the days of yore which passed with such strife.

I stayed in bed for about fourteen hours, trying to push myself deeper into the self-pity abyss that I’d seen in many movies prior during my youth (to rub salt in my wounds, we had just watched “Swingers” the previous night and I’d laughed myself silly. Watching it now makes it all the more funny, but then I am reminded that they made a movie off that idea and are living the dream; I’m still the reality version of the Jon Favreau character). But in the end, I only lasted until about noon, got back on the horse, and tried my best to swallow my pride about why my life has gone in a completely different direction than the one I had originally laid out for it.

That week broke the mold in many ways. It was the worst week I’ve had since being unemployed in Southern California, but it also paved the way for things to get better. I have two interviews this week—one is tomorrow to be a video game tester (jealous?) and the other is on Monday to possibly work for the local JCC’s theatre company (Jewish?). Sara and I had bond fire on the beach last Sunday, something I’ve been meaning to do with her for a while. And I’m writing at a steady pace for now, while preparing the next storytellers event**. Guess what I mean to say is that it took a full-fledged, knock-down, drag-out self implosion for me to get my act together and make sure the show goes on.

Thanks, Los Angeles. I owe you one.

**Little side note: the storytelling gig is now called: SO SAY WE ALL and after much brainstorming on Monday night, we came up with a logo. What you ask? Ah, that remains yet to be seen, but I assure you, it is coming…

Sunday, March 1, 2009

"Love Is For Suckers" Review: We Kicked Ass

From our press release to The Reader (a San Diego Periodical):

The Extraordinarily Tortured Writers Guild of Literary Intent honors Valentine's Day. Six local writers take the "hot seat" and tell "true stories of why love is for suckers."

This ad got about ten to twenty more people into our house last night for the first night of storytelling (we still don’t have a name to call the event, so if you think of one, by all means tell me). Since it was released during the week it doesn’t say that we packed the house last night, saw some of the strongest performances out of our people (April came in at top form, Dave won!), and that people really connected with it. Twiggs Coffee House turned out to be a great venue for us to display our stories and engage with an audience. Amazing that this many people showed up on a Saturday night!

Kudos to everyone we knew who showed up! Kudos to everyone we didn’t know who showed up (we pulled in a little under $200)! God bless the people who helped us out! And fists in the air to my fellow guild members for putting on a fantastic show.

We are literary rock stars.

Next month’s theme: Mortal Enemies.