Summer Oh Shit! List

5) The Black Eyed Peas song "I Gotta Feeling"

Dear BEPs, your record is called: The E.N.D. and that is something I'd like you to take into consideration with your careers. Sincerely, Every Morning Commuter Stuck Listening To Your Pop Trash Three Time Per Hour At 7:30 In The Morning.

4) Anything that has to do with Avatar

James Cameron. Air bending. All of it -- I don't care. Unless you're Felicia Day and offering me a date. Then I'm craving to emote with you.



3) Wolverine

I can this (__) close to falling asleep. I should have. I want my money and my life back.

2) The Real World Cancun

For someone who had not watched an entire season of RW in his life until his girlfriend made him, I have to say that I actually kind of liked the Brooklyn edition earlier this year. Granted it had all the "that's not really what life in New York is like" bullshit, but the Cancun people are just downright terrible. And now I go back to pretending that The Real World doesn't exist.

1) Justin Bieber

This music video...which plays forever...all the time...and just makes me want to never have kids.